A division of the Amalgamated Sundries Corporation · Look for the owl on the label
"I eat 'em, and I'll say this much under oath: Oaties taste like sawdust that went to night school and made somethin' of itself. You get used to the crunch. The crunch does not get used to you."
Contents certified by the Corporation. The oat was present at weighing. Serving suggestion: milk, nerve, and a case you can't put down.
Found a coded message? Suspicious note? Mysterious telegram?
The Oaties Decoder cracks them all.
Send ten box tops and one thin dime to the Amalgamated Sundries Corporation and receive the OFFICIAL Junior Detective Kit:
Genuine tin. Genuine badge. Deputizes the bearer in matters of missing sandwiches.
Shield-shaped, mostly
Professional handle. Professional rim. Everything the working eye requires.
Glass sold separately
Decodes one (1) word with total reliability. Never wrong. Never surprising.
The word is Oaties. We know.
Can't find box tops in your area? Modern operatives may report directly, below.