■ A division of the Amalgamated Sundries Corporation ■
NOT a division of ANYTHING. we are our OWN division.
(the 6¢ was inflashun) (vim said no)
THE LEMON IS IMPLIED.
It's rain in a cup. It's the freshest thing this town sells. A detective said that and she is famous, so.
Cold when the weather is cold. Warm when the weather is warm. We do not control the weather. Nobody does. A squirrel looked into it once and it can't be done, which is the only reason it hasn't been.
Every nickel goes to the Fund. The Fund is us. We're the fund. This is called a NON PROFIT because Fennick explained it and then sat down for a while.
The books are a slate. Here are the books:
essential orphan expenses: boots ✓ · schoolbooks ✓ · administrative fees (the kite) ✓ · next: a SECOND kite (aspirational)
If the week knocked you down, the nickel is waved.
(waived) (we checked with Fennick) (both spellings work at this stand)
You don't have to say the week knocked you down. We can tell. We're professionals. We have badges from a cereal box and everything.
the big companies have an owl so we drew one. the eyes came out different sizes. we have decided he is winking. our owl blinks. take THAT, owl mutual.
and TELL 'EM THE ORPHANS SENT YOU.
we'll know if you don't.